Total Medals Earned: 877 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,090 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 3/23 (20/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (225/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 8/12 (70/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
Eat all the food in the game
Kill all of the enemies
Complete the game
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Complete game under 5 min
Keep your lives under 15
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/600 points)
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!